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TECHNOLOGY
Research Reveals Smart Vacuum's Camera Can be Hacked
Hackers poised to watch live stream of dust bunnies, potato chips, missing socks.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Your Brain Recognizes
Familiar Music in One-Tenth
of a Second

But it takes three-tenths of a second to change the station.
Scientists: Girls Beginning
Puberty Year Earlier Than
in 1970s

Sweet Fifteen the new Sweet Sixteen.
 
EDUCATION
Report: Betsy deVos Approved Accreditation of College With No Facilities, Faculty or Students
It didn't even have a football team.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Some Climate Change
Deniers Now Say It's Happening,
And It's a Good Thing

A growing number have decided to become nudists.
FEATURE
Why did the Trump Administration fire the U.S. pandemic response team in 2018?
A )They were too pessimistic.
B )No pandemic response team, no pandemic.
C )It was filled with Never Trumpers, Deep State traitors.
D )To save money.
Hint: extra security for Don Jr's hunting trips must be paid for.
 
RELIGION
Pope Tells Catholics: for
Lent, Give Up Trolling

And ease up on the pedophilia.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  President Welcomes Black Leaders to White House for Black History Month
Offers some of them jobs at Mar-a-Lago.

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