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PEOPLE
Trump Says He Spoke to Barron About Crisis
“He told me it's bad,” he says.
 
MEDIA
Trump's Favorite Show "Fox & Friends" Adopts Social Distancing
Changes name to “Fox & Acquaintances.”
 
BUSINESS
Senators Sell Millions in Stock After Closed-Door Coronavirus Warning
And boy, are they glad they did.
Due to Social Distancing, Americans Avoid Getting Haircut
As a result, they've turned Flowbee into a billion-dollar company.
SCIENCE
Scientists Theorize Space
Aliens May Already Be Here,
But We Don't Recognize Them

Because they're all wearing familiar red hats.
Astronomers Discover New
Moon About the Size of a Car

Same dimensions as an early model Tesla.
 
Discovered: Exotic Inferno Planet Where It “Rains Iron”
“A great place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there,” according to SpaceTourism.com.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Pandemic Already Causing
Shortage of Doctors

Many hospitals forced to hire actors who play one on television.
Survey: Average Woman
Gets “Mansplained” Six
Times Per Week at Work

Twice as much now that she's working from home

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