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TECHNOLOGY
  TikTok Users Making Money Live- Streaming Themselves Sleeping
If one million fans in China pay you a penny a week to watch you sleep, you can retire before you're twenty-five.
 
RELIGION
Catholic Church Grants Forgiveness, Under Certain Conditions, for Sins of Faithful With Coronavirus
For example, priests who commit pedophilia.
 
SPORTS
With No Games, Fans Seek
Other Exciting, Live Activities

Like talking about something other than sports.
Tom Brady Signs With Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Team still in negotiations with Gisele BŁndchen.
FEATURE
Study: Women's Unpaid Labor Worth $10,900,000,000,000. And that does not include which of the following?
A )Un-reimbursed out-of-pocket expenses
B )Tips and gratuities
C )Wear, maintenance, depreciation
D )Hazard pay
E )Legal costs, bad loans, disposal fees
(Hint: the check is not in the mail.)
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Analysis of John Cleese's “Silly Walk” Finds it 6.7 Times More Variable Than Standard Human Walking
He has since corrected it.

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