| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Calls Pandemic
“Worse Than Pearl Harbor”
“But not as bad as my impeachment,”
he adds. |
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 Elon Musk,
Wife Welcome Baby Boy, X Æ A-12
Musk
Note: X Æ A-12 is the fifth most
popular name for boys. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Poll: 80% Think Billionaires
Should Help End Poverty,
Inequality, Other Global Ills
And still have enough left over to
buy the Mets. |
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Luxury Brands Hit Hard as
Wealthy Consumer Habits Change
Discovering they can get by with just
one Rolex. |
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 Designers Create
Protective Suit for People
to Wear at Clubs, Raves
Perfect to wear when you see a Devo
tribute band. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: You Can Train Your Taste
Buds to Like Vegetables
But it takes about forty years. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Artificial Intelligence
Will Find Vaccine Far Faster
Than Humans
But might not share it with us. |
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Coronavirus Outbreak
Causing 3 in 10 Marijuana
Users to Smoke More
According to survey by Frito-Lay. |
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Wharton Study: Relaxing
Lockdowns Will Result in
Additional 233,000 Deaths
“I never went to Wharton,” Trump now
claims. |
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Study Suggests Odds &
Evens Approach to Relaxing
Lockdown Measures
On even-numbered days even-tempered
people can go out, on odd-numbered
days oddballs. |
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 White House Blocks
Fauci From Testifying Before House Committee
“He'll spill the beans,” says spokesman. |
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