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PEOPLE
Rosie O'Donnell Helping Michael Cohen With His Trump Tell-All Book
After which he'll help Rosie with her Trump tell-all book.
 
MEDIA
Owner of Pro-Trump One America News Network Bans Coverage of Any Poll That Trump Doesn't Lead
Recently it covered results of Least Trusted Person poll, which Trump won handily.
 
BUSINESS
Millions Have Still Not Received Their Stimulus Checks
“Funny, I got mine,” says Treasury Sec. Mnuchin.
Virginia: Mannequins Seated at Tables to Provide Atmosphere at
Reopened Restaurant
Mannequin stocks soar, restaurant stocks tank.
SCIENCE
  International Space Station Welcomes Arrival of First DJ
DJ ZeroG will study effects of weightlessness on dancing, among other projects.
Tooth Proves Modern Humans Reached Europe Earlier Than Previously Thought
Traces of dental floss surprised researchers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Poll: Social Distancing
Declines by 17%

Experts attribute drop to increased polling.
Study: Just One Meal High
In Saturated Fat Impedes
One's Ability to Focus

Based on viewing dozens of presidential press conferences.

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