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 NO. 1034 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 27 - AUG 2, 2020 

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PORTLAND: “WALL OF MOMS” BLOCK FEDERAL TROOPS FROM ASSAULTING PROTESTERS
Trump “tempted” to deploy tactical nuclear weapons.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Russian Billionaires
Getting Secret Covid-19 Vaccine

Furious, Trump wonders, “Why can't I get a secret vaccine?”
Report: Russian Influence
In UK “New Normal”

Blokes trading in their bangers and mash for blinis and borscht.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump Moves Clinton, Bush Portraits Out of Sight in White House
Moves them to Dr. Fauci's office.
U. S. NEWS
Trump: Only Citizens Should
Count in Determining
Congressional Districts

“And don't give me that 'it's in the Constitution' crap!” he adds.
Survey: 3 In 5 Americans Only Comfortable Attending Virtual Parties For Rest of Year
Cite risk of “getting stuck in a corner talking to an idiot.”
 
REMINDER
  On the bright side, the Black Death led to the Renaissance.
 
Trump Says He “Astonished”
Doctors With His Cognitive Ability

“They asked me who the president was and I knew right away.”
 
POLITICS
White House “Find Something
New” Ads Encourage
Unemployed to Find New Job

And to “write if you get work.”
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