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PEOPLE
Trump Says He “Often” Regrets His Tweets, Retweets
“I'm too nice,” he adds.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Millennials Investing in Metals, Cryptocurrency Amid Covid-19 Uncertainty
Hope for windfall after collapse of Western civilization.
Doomsday Bunkers Becoming Commonplace
“Well, of course we're ecstatic,” exults leading maker of doomsday bunkers.
 
SCIENCE
Report: Pentagon's UFO
Program May Have Found
Vehicles “Not Made on
This Earth”

Or they might be late model Studebakers.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: 12% of Adults Still
Don't Wash Hands After
Using Public Bathroom

That's 12% that admit it.
Research: Strawberry Ice Cream
Lovers Find Love at 24, Vanilla
At 25, Chocolate at 26

And, on average, rum raisin ice cream lovers find love at 57.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Sierra Club Condemns Founder
John Muir's Racism

Will distribute “Black Bears' Lives Matter” t-shirts.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in describing this picture of two Niagara Falls Tour Boats, we said the crowded one at the top was packed with “stupid, selfish Canadians who have no sense of communal responsibility.” In fact, they were Americans. The practically empty one was “a few wise Canadians socially distancing from each other.” We apologize for the mix-up.

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