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PEOPLE
Report: Don Jr Secretly Fears Father's Defeat, Subsequent Consequences
Tells close associates he thinks they'll all be executed and hung upside down in Times Square, their lifeless bodies beaten by angry mobs wielding clubs.
Kellyanne Conway Leaving White House, Husband George Leaving Lincoln Project
They'll join Mary Matalin, James Carville at couples therapy retreat.
 
MEDIA
Biden's Speech Watched by Two Million More Than Watched Trump's
Trump: “Nielsen's a political organization!”
 
BUSINESS
Top 10% Own 87% of All Stocks
Leaving bottom 90% to build varied portfolios with 13% that remains.
KFC Suspends "Finger Lickin' Good" Slogan Due to Coronavirus
It's now, “You Can't Lick Our Chicken.”
ART
Dutch Masterwork Stolen For Third Time
Museum spokesman speculates, “thieves get sick of looking at it.”
 
SCIENCE
China Developing Facial
Recognition for Farm Animals

Still faces task of giving a name to every cow, pig, and chicken.
Scottish Paleontologist Discovers 166 Million-Year-Old Stegosaurus Bones While Running On Beach
Also some change.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
USPS Delays Could Keep
25% of Older Americans
From Getting Prescription
Medication

But think of the money saved.

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