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PEOPLE
Don Jr: Covid Death Numbers “Almost Nothing”
When you consider universe thirteen billion years old.
Jared Kushner: Black Americans Raising Issues of Inequality,
Racism “Complaining”

Says “suggestion box” in every black neighborhood should satisfy them.
 
MEDIA
Tucker Carlson Tells Viewers Package Loaded With Damning Biden Info Got Lost in the Mail
Or maybe his dog ate it.
Report: Rupert Murdoch,
Resigned to Biden Victory,
Says Fox News Will Adjust

“Fox & Friends” will be “Fox & Foes,” among other changes.
 
BUSINESS
27 Execs Involved in Vaccine
Hunt Have Made More Than $1 Billion Selling Stock This Year

“Just dumb luck,” says one.
SCIENCE
Musk: SpaceX Will "Make
Its Own Laws on Mars"

“None of this anti-polygamy crap,” he adds.
Moon Has Much More Water
Than Previously Thought

Add snorkeling equipment to golf clubs when astronauts next visit.
 
Firm Wants to Grow Meat in Lab on Mars
With plans to eventually offer “the best damn synthetic steak you can find on the entire red planet.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Finding: Some Former
Covid Patients' Brains
May Age 10 Years

Trump now has brain of an adolescent, no longer one of an infant.
Report: Cases Surge Wherever Trump Holds Rallies
End of campaign will save thousands of lives.

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