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PAGE THREE – NOVEMBER 9 - 15, 2020
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NEW PRODUCTS
Elon Musk Unveils Teslaquila
“The tequila to have when you're flying to Mars in a red convertible, wearing hot pants, armed with a flamethrower.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Cicadas Return in 2020
After 17-Year Cycle

And for the first time in recorded history, they're welcomed.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Most Americans Don't Experience “Financial Awakening” Until They're 33
That's when mom and dad say “we're going to start charging you rent.”
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Trump Victory Party Finally Breaks Up
Last celebrants head for home.
FEATURE
In a recent survey, what percentage of Democrats do Republicans believe are LGBTQ?
   A )  5%  
   B )  10%  
   C )  15%  
   D )  33 1/3%  
Hint: it seems a third of them “dress funny.”
 
RELIGION
Pope Says He Supports
Same-Sex Civil Unions

So, if devout Catholic Justices Thomas and Alito want to live together and be considered a legal union, they can.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Plays Golf After Losing Election
Finds it difficult getting a foursome.

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