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PEOPLE
Trump Retweets: “Elitist Snobs In The Fashion Press” Kept First Lady Off Magazine Covers
Adds she passed on Penthouse, Hustler, and Swank.
Trump Has Spent 20% of His
Time as President on Golf Course

And most of it in the rough.
 
MEDIA
Trump Will Face Different Twitter Rules When He Leaves Office
He'll go from “#POTUS” to “#CRANK.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Bidens, Fauci, Others Get Vaccinated on Live TV
Ratings bonanza prompts programmers to greenlight “Celebrity Syringes,” “Jabs and Needles,” and “Big Shots.”
 
BUSINESS
U.S. Citizens Far More Likely
To Commit Crimes Than Undocumented Immigrants

Especially insider trading.
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Grandma Worst
Gift Giver During Holidays

Best gift giver: mom's new boyfriend.
 
SCIENCE
Astronomers Spot Strongest Candidate Yet For Alien Signal From Nearby Star
Unless “take me to your leader” in Morse Code is somebody's idea of a joke.
 
REMINDER
  Make a resolution to have more sympathy for those who support a coup.
 
FACTOID
Average Person Will Spend 44
Years Looking at Digital Devices

Although your number of years wasted may vary.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Algorithms Decide Who Gets
First Doses of Vaccine

Not surprisingly, algorithms get first doses.

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