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PEOPLE
Trump Considering Giuliani, Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team
Promises “shockers,” “fireworks,” “ratings through the roof.”
Trump Says He Will Not Attend Inauguration
Or watch it on TV, since he'll be tuned to Newsmax.
 
BUSINESS
Cannabis Stocks Soar
After Georgia Election

Seems Ossof's a big fan of Maui Wowie.
Elon Musk Leapfrogs Jeff Bezos to Become World's Richest Man
Tells fans, “Today the world, tomorrow the solar system.”
SCIENCE
Trump Administration Guts Protections for Migratory Birds
Many birds having second thoughts about migrating south for winter.
Study: Sick Ants Stay Clear
of Co-Workers to Stop
Disease From Spreading

Wait patiently for a vaccine.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Trump Doubts Covid Death
Count

“A lot of them voted for Biden,” he claims.
Survey: Most Americans Say
They Feel Physically Older
Than They Really Are

Especially when asked to pick someone up at the airport.
Speakeasies Flouting Covid Rules Popping Up Everywhere
Just remember the password: ventilator.
 
ENVIRONMENT
2020 Ties 2016 as Hottest
Year on Record

Climatologists place blame squarely on Trump.

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