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TECHNOLOGY
Spain: Bar Bot Serves Up Contact-Free Beers
Have one too many and contact-free bouncer bot tosses you out.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Young Adults Learn
More About Sex From Porn
Than From Their Parents

Unless they happen to catch them in action.
Survey: Many Americans Will
Give Up on Healthy New Year's Resolutions Before February

Bet you're not on a treadmill as you read this.
 
SPORTS
Annual Puppy Bowl to Be Held as Planned
But without 100,000 fans in attendance.
FEATURE
In a poll, what percentage of Republicans approve of the storming of the Capitol?
   A )  4%  
   B )  5%  
   C )  9%  
   D )  45%  
Hint: well, at least a majority didn't approve.
 
LAW
Nationwide Search for
Pro-Trump Rioters

FBI stakes out hundreds of Cracker Barrels.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
43% of Online Shoppers Had Package Stolen in 2020
And half of those thefts went viral.

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