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 NO. 1062 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 8 - 14, 2021 

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Feb 15
BIDEN BRINGING BACK WEEKLY FIRESIDE CHATS
They were discontinued after Ford accidentally burned down West Wing.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia: Anti-Putin Protests Break Out Across All Eleven Time Zones
Anti-Putin protesters in Moscow just waking up as anti-Putin protesters in Kamchatka just going to sleep.
 
LAW
Trump's Legal Team Presents
His Defense Brief, Including
His Belief Election Stolen

Leaving open plausible plea of insanity.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Confusing State Rules Delay Vaccine Rollout
In Florida, those eligible include golf pros, snowbirds, men over 70 named Morris.
U. S. NEWS
144 Constitutional Law Scholars
Call Trump's Impeachment
Defense “Legally Frivolous”

As well as “downright hilarious.”
House Votes to Kick Marjorie
Taylor Greene Off Committees

Motion to wash her mouth out with soap fails.
 
REMINDER
  Only Jews can prevent forest fires.
 
Biden: “No Need” for Trump
To Get Intel Briefings

“Putin will have to get them the old-fashioned way,” he adds.
White House May Release
Trump Visitor Logs

To aid law enforcement, and for a few good laughs.
Poll: Only 9% of Americans
Say They Approve of QAnon

Comes as great relief that just thirty million or so believe Hillary Clinton rips off faces of young children, drinks their blood.
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