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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner
Drifting grifters, or grifting drifters, these two have been laying low since the party ended, plunking themselves down in a tony condo in Miami, surrounded by family, friends, and future defense attorneys. Shown: catching up on some light reading about tax fraud.
 
PEOPLE
Fauci Says Working for Biden “Liberating”
“They let me use the White House restroom.”
 
BUSINESS
Nation's Oldest Bank to Hold, Transfer, Issue Cryptocurrencies
In case of holdup, tellers told to offer thieves “bag full of bitcoins.”
Scottish Lawmakers Push
To Investigate Trump Golf
Course Financing

Trump assured previous owners Mexico would co-sign.
CONSUMER NEWS
Aunt Jemima Now Pearl Milling Co.
Think of it as the company that laid off Aunt Jemima.
 
SCIENCE
Stonehenge Built From Pieces of Older Welsh Stone Age Monument
Site's operators now required to offer refunds, discounts.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Since Covid, Americans
More Focused on Enjoying Life
Now Than Career, Success

Although it's hard to focus on career, success while living in your car.
Activist Gynecologists Protest Unnecessary, Unhealthy Feminine Hygiene Products Aimed at Teens
With “flavors” like Frappuccino, Kettle Korn and Nachos.

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