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TECHNOLOGY
New Skin Patch Promises Comprehensive Health Monitoring
When you have a cough your phone rings, tells you you've been coughing, and for how long.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Cats Can Destroy Relationships
And that chair you loved.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Researchers: Ambient Noise Generated by Human Activity Dropped by 50% Last Year
People screamed out their windows every night for a few months, then things quieted down.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the last days of the Trump presidency, we misidentified this photograph. It is the demolition of the Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, not the White House. We apologize for any confusion.
FEATURE
Why, after a winter storm, are some Texas households getting monthly electricity bills as high as $17,000?
A )Socialist policies.
B )Oppressive government regulation.
C )Too many Christmas lights.
D )Texas has its own grid, run by politically connected private interests with deep ties to the fossil fuel industry.
Hint: Christmas was two months ago.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Ted Cruz Seen Fleeing Freezing
Texas for Sunny Cancún

Although this might be him fleeing sunny Cancún for freezing Texas.

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