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MEDIA
Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Joins Fox News
After she commits to remain a blonde.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Turner Classic Movies to
Examine 18 Classic Movies
For “Sexist and Racist Content”

Simultaneously celebrating and condemning these masterpieces.
 
BUSINESS
More Job Interviews Being Conducted by Robots
As more robots seek employment.
Google Will No Longer Target Ads Based on Your Internet Activity
You'll have to do your own search for bust and penis enhancers.
Nestlé Announces Vegan Kit Kat Bar
“Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that — uh, never mind.”
SCIENCE
Mysterious, Hidden Layer
Of Earth's Core Discovered

It's a light chocolate cream.
Expert Warns: Falling Sperm Counts “Threaten Human Survival”
Fortunately, apes will take over like nothing happened.
  First Space Hotel to Start Construction by 2026
Already interviewing undocumented immigrants for cleaning jobs.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Benefits of Microdosing LSD Might be Placebo Effect
Or else somebody got hold of some incredible placebos.
Biden's FDA to Take on Heavy Metals in Baby Food
Previous administration had them added.
Report: Talking Spreads
Virus, But Not Touching

News hailed by men everywhere.

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