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ART
Ballet Adjusts During Pandemic
Dance troupe hopes to lose bubbles by summer.
 
TRENDS
More Americans Identify as LGBTQ
Fewer identify as he-men.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Political Extremists
“Impulsive” Thrill-Seekers,
But Mentally Slower

They can break into the Capitol, but need directions to get to the second floor.
Survey: 38% of Americans
Would Give Up Sex for One
Year Just to Travel Again

Even more would give up travel for a year just to get laid.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Scientist: Most Life on Earth
Will Be Killed by Lack of
Oxygen in a Billion Years

“Not to alarm anyone,"” he adds.
FEATURE
Since the onset of the pandemic, how many of the fifty largest U.S. companies have turned a profit?
   A )  5  
   B )  10  
   C )  15  
   D )  45  
Hint: ten percent didn't.
 
POLL
29% of Americans Support
Splitting Country Into “Regions”

Like the Balkans.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Digidog, Robotic Dog Used by Police, Stirs Privacy Concerns
It was caught taking upskirt photos.

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