| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Finally
Urges Supporters to Get Vaccinated
After being advised that he needs
them to stay alive for a few more years. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Penny Stocks Booming
“We haven't seen anything like
this since—,” says one broker,
stopping in mid-thought. |
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Goldman Sachs Analysts Say
They Work 95-Hour Weeks,
Endure “Inhumane” Treatment
And that's when the market is good. |
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Ford Tells 30,000 Employees
They Can Work From Home
Indefinitely
Just bring in the car when they're
finished building it. |
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 Disneyland
to Reopen, But Will Ban
Screaming on Rides
Parents cautioned not to scream
“let me out of here” on
“It's a Small World” ride. |
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| SCIENCE |
 Scientists Form
Human Cell Clumps That Act Like
Early-Stage Embryos
But admit it will be years before
we see armies of cloned Frankensteins
roaming planet. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Stress, Anxiety
Caused by Phone Use
Constant barrage of meaningless
information every second we're
awake seems to have an adverse
effect. |
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Study: Taking "Microbreaks"
During Workday Will Sharpen
Your Mind, Fight Fatigue
And get you fired with cause if you're
not careful. |
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Report: Medicare for All Would
Have Prevented Hundreds of
Thousands of Covid Deaths
Conservative critics warn that would
put us on “a slippery slope”
to a fairer, healthier society. |
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