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TECHNOLOGY
New Design For SpaceX Dragon Capsule Lets Astronauts Stick Heads Out Into Space
Test flight will carry dogs.
 
MEDIA
Rupert Murdoch's News
Corp Buys Publisher
of George Orwell

In order to burn every copy of 1984 he can.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Most People Can't
Distinguish Between Screams
of Joy, Screams of Terror

So they turn their head and keep walking.
 
SPORTS
MLB Moves All-Star Game
From Atlanta Due to
Georgia's New Voting Law

State also bans blacks from playing professional baseball.
Part of the Biden Administration's infrastructure plan goes to repairing America's bridges. How many bridges in the U.S. are in need of repair?
   A )  230  
   B )  2,300  
   C )  23,000  
   D )  230,000  
Hint: open the border.
 
RELIGION
Church Membership Falls
Below 50% for First Time

Prompting calls to remove “In God We Trust” from all currency.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump's Personal 757 Sits Idle at Small New York Airport
With empty gas tank, six bald tires, Check Engine light flashing.

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