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TECHNOLOGY
Ultra-Realistic Sophia the Robot to Release an Album
Including her hit single “Please Don't Turn Me Off” in 120 languages.
Study: People Put More
Faith in Computer Algorithms
Than Other Humans

They don't even trust the humans who created the algorithms.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Domino's Starts Using
Robots to Deliver Pizza

Anticipating $15 minimum wage.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: UFO Reports Increase
During Lockdown

Experts say it's due to increased visits by extraterrestrials.
 
SPORTS
Republican Legislatures in
Numerous States Ban Transgender
Participation in School Sports

They fear entire football teams of transgender athletes.
FEATURE
What percentage of online shoppers reported having a package stolen last year?
   A )  3%  
   B )  4%  
   C )  5%  
   D )  43%  
Hint: you didn't really want that crap anyway.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
  3D-Printed Copies of
Statue of David

Fourteen feet tall and anatomically correct, this naked-as-a-jaybird masterpiece will jazz up any high-ceilinged master bathroom or backyard Jacuzzi. Or put it in front of the house and take Ring videos of your neighbors' reactions. Only $1299 from Michelangelo & More.

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