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PEOPLE
Sen. Hawley Lone Vote Against Anti-Asian Hate Crime Bill
Claims he likes Asians, but hates double negatives.
Biden Slammed as “Biden Hood”
McConnell mocked as “Sheriff of Nothingham.”
 
BUSINESS
“Amtrak Joe” Takes Train
To Boost Infrastructure Plan

Also promotes milkmen, newsstands, phone booths, manual typewriters.
Report: NFTs Require Great Amounts of Computing Power, Producing Great Amounts of Greenhouse Gases
But, if you look past planet-ending consequences, they offer a quick buck for very little work.
Ultra-Rich Fear Biden Will Close
Their Favorite Tax Loopholes

PACS, think tanks, advocacy groups deployed to protect endangered loopholes.
CONSUMER NEWS
Tiffany Selling Men's Engagement Rings For First Time
They come with built in GPS tracking chip.
 
SCIENCE
3,000-Year-Old “Lost Golden
City” Unearthed In Egypt

Egyptologists believe they may have found King Tut's lost golden toothbrush.
Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin Will
Soon Begin Selling Tickets
For Rides on Its Rocket

Limited to Prime members only.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Celebrities Getting
Vaccinated Hasn't Prompted
More Vaccinations by Public

But it has prompted more celebrities to get vaccinated.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Conservatives: Biden Climate
Plan Will Limit Hamburger
Consumption

We'll be left with just fries.

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