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TECHNOLOGY
Autonomous Ship “Mayflower”
to Sail Across Atlantic Without a Crew
“We don't need no stinkin' crew,” say ship's owners.
U.S Lags in Artificial Intelligence
However, we lead in superficial intelligence.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Parents Think Their
Kids Will Get Bored Outside
After 30 Minutes

Kids laugh, say they won't even go outside.
Study Finds States With More
Vaccinations Have Fewer
Cases of Covid

Concurrent study finds states with fewer vaccinations have more cases of Covid.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Angels' Ohtani Duplicates Babe Ruth's Feats
Eats 31 hot dogs, gets gonorrhea.
FEATURE
As Arizonans continue their “audit” of the last election, a study of all votes cast between 2000 and 2014, over one billion, found how many cases of actual voter fraud?
   A )  310,031  
   B )  189,031  
   C )  126,031  
   D )  31  
Hint: it's a really, really hard thing to pull off.
 
EDUCATION
Texas Trying to Obscure History of Slavery, Racism in Its Textbooks
For starters, state drops History from curriculum.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New Popemobile All Electric
Goes from 0 to 60 in 2.1 secs.

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