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TRAVEL
  United Airlines Plans 3 1/2 Hour
Supersonic Flights From New
York to London

Just show up four hours before boarding due to enhanced security and health procedures, and expect similar delay at other end.
 
TRENDS
Karen Plummets to 831st
On List of Baby Names

Despite demands by angry Karens trolling maternity wards.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
London: Transparent Swimming Pool 100 Feet Above Ground Making People Ill
For others, worst part is transparent changing rooms.
FEATURE
Donald Trump shut down his shortlived online blog this past week. Which other Trump ventures have also ceased operations or been discontinued?
A )Trump University
B )Trump Steaks
C )Trump Vodka
D )Trump Mortgage
E )Trump: The Game
F )Trump Airlines
G )Trump Casinos
H )Trump Magazine
E )Trump Beverages
F )Trump Telecom
G )Trump Travel
H )all of the above
Hint: but wait, there's more.
 
POLITICS
Report: Trump Privately Telling People He'll Be Reinstated as President by August
Once they get all the paperwork in order.

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