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PEOPLE
Report: Ivanka, Jared Distance Themselves From Trump
Preparing a “didn't really know him” defense.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Emmys to Allow Actors, Actresses Identify Themselves as “Performer”
Not “great performer” or “distinguished performer,” just “performer.”
 
MEDIA
Report: Trump Asked
DOJ to Stop Comedians
From Mocking Him

“Unless it's a roast,” he stipulated.
 
BUSINESS
Cryptocurrencies Have
Volatile Week

Analysts “worry” when reliable currencies like Dogecoin show signs of instability.
Some McDonald's Locations
Helping Get People Vaccinated

Asking, “Do you want a McShot with your fries?”
SCIENCE
Report: Government Can't
Explain Many UFO Sightings

“Your guess is as good as ours,” it concludes.
Doubts Remain About New Human Species Called “Dragon Man” Discovered in China
The fact “Dragon Man” brought in his own fossil is considered suspicious.
China Sends Astronauts Into Space to Build Country's Own Space Station
Leaked designs reveal it has an uncanny resemblance to an Apple store.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
California Lifts Mask Ban
For Vaccinated

Plastic surgeons booked solid through November.

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