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POLITICS
Poll: 59% of Republicans
Say Believing Trump Won
Election Important Part
of Being Republican

Even if you know he got clobbered.
 
MEDIA
More Listening to Podcasts
At 1.5x Speed

While driving 110 miles an hour.
 
BUSINESS
Amazon to Offer Workers
Free Bachelor's Degrees

They can choose between Philosophy and Art History.
McDonalds to Introduce
McPlant, Its Game-Changing
Plant-Based Burger

Ad campaign features Bart Simpson saying “Don't have a cow.”
Bezos Investing in Reverse Aging Process
Hopes to someday be as young as his girlfriend.
SCIENCE
Study: Human Infants
Laugh Like Chimps

No matter who you marry.
Only a Tiny Fraction of
Our DNA is Uniquely Human

Proving evolution makes strange bedfellows.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Mercedes Readies Car That Reads Driver's Mind
Pulls off road, calls cops if you just think of driving off a cliff.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: 3 in 5 Americans
Think it Costs Too Much
To Live a Healthy Life

Salads cost a lot, and they never come with fries, they complain.
Coming Soon: Fish Made in a Lab
Clinical trials nearing completion at Wuhan Labs.

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