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PEOPLE
Former Aide's Book: Melania Trump Like Marie Antoinette
Her idol.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Citing Homelessness, Food Insecurity, 25,000 Employees Sue Disneyland for Better Pay
Man who entertains visitors as Pluto says he can only afford dog food.
 
BUSINESS
Bloomberg: World's Wealthiest Families Gained $312 Billion
Over Past Year

“And they hardly had to lift a finger,” marvels one financial expert.
Report: Fed Chief Powell, Other Officials Owned Securities Bought During Pandemic
They apparently had insider information that entire world going to hell.
SCIENCE
New Company Hopes to
Bring Back Woolly Mammoths

“Kids'll love 'em,” says spokesman.
Scientists Growing Medicine-
Filled Plants to Replace
Injections

Unfortunately, people who won't get vaccinated won't eat salads.
Bad News: World's Largest Tree Wrapped in Foil to Protect it From Fire
Good news: Reynolds Aluminum donated 300 rolls of foil.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: 1 in 7 Have Dumped
Friends Over Vaccine Stance

And found new, vaccinated ones.
Study: Too Much Screen
Time May Not Be So Bad
For Kids After All

Latest finding, contradicting earlier study, expected to have no effect on kids whatsoever.

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