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PEOPLE
Fox News Bans Rudy Giuliani
Finds him unfair and unbalanced.
 
MEDIA
Critics Question Round-the-
Clock News Coverage of
Missing White Woman

When there are so many other depressing stories.
 
BUSINESS
Avon, Door-to-Door Cosmetics Retailer, Moving Mostly Online
Prompted by pandemic, changing tastes, and viral doorcam videos of “Avon Ladies” mauled by vicious watchdogs.
 
REAL ESTATE
New York: Billionaire Residents of 1400-Foot Tall Luxury Condo Seek Millions in Damages
For one thing, there's no elevator.
SCIENCE
Cosmologists Not Sure if
Universe Round or Flat

Of course, flat-earther cosmologists believe it's flat.
Tomatoes Become First Food Altered by CRISPR Gene Editing
They'll be tried out at Spain's next La Tomatina (shown).
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: There's a Scientific
Reason Why Kids Dislike
Broccoli, Cauliflower

An enzyme in a child's brain rejects any food unaccompanied by a toy.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we said this picture depicted a historical reenactment of plantation life in the 1820's. We erred. In fact, it depicts plantation life in the 2020's. We apologize for any confusion.

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