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LEAK OF “PANDORA PAPERS”
EXPOSES SECRET WEALTH OF WORLD LEADERS
It's good to be a potentate. |
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Study: China's Population Could
Halve Within Next 45 Years
Plans for human bridge across Pacific
put on hold. |
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Russia, China to Stop Promoting
Anti-Democratic Propaganda
After Trump assures them: “I'll handle
it from here.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Manchin Rails
Against “Moving Towards an
Entitlement Mentality”
From his yacht. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Postal Service Begins Delivery
Slowdown to Save Money
Mail carriers told to procrastinate,
call in sick, lollygag, dawdle. |
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Report: Wildfires Could Be Contained
if Dept. of Defense Allowed Firefighters
to Use Spy Satellites
“Top secret! Classified! Don't even
ask,” says spokesman. |
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| REMINDER |
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Drink eight glasses of water, eat
five portions of fruits and
vegetables, take 10,000 steps,
and get eight hours of sleep
each day until you're told otherwise. |
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Secret State Dept. Report:
“Havana Syndrome" Most
Likely Caused by Crickets
“And these crickets work for what
country?" asks skeptic. |
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| POLITICS |
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Dems Face Big Challenges
In 2022 Midterms
For one thing: how to vote. |
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