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MISCELLANEOUS
Einstein's Handwritten Notes on Theory of Relativity Sold at Auction for Over $13 Million
Winning bidder later withdraws bid when told theory never proven.
 
ENVIRONMENT
As Drought Worsens, Cloud Seeding Gains Adherents
There's also a small, but loud, lobby for rain dancing.
 
TRAVEL
There's 1 Fight on a Commercial Airliner Every 3 Days
If you're lucky you might catch one.
 
SPORTS
Jury in Charlottesville Trial Finds Neo-Nazi Marchers Liable for Millions in Damages
But deadlocked on whether they should be replaced by Jews.
FEATURE
There are an estimated 857 million civilian-owned guns throughout the world. How many of those guns are in Amercans' hands?
    A )    57 million.
    B )    85 million
    C )    117 million.
    D )    393 million.
Hint: this should be easy, now hand over all your cash.
 
LEXICOGRAPHY
Collins Dictionary Word of Year: “NFT” Beats Out “Cheugy,” “Crypto,” “Metaverse”
Also, “Wha?”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
AI Robotic Poet Performs Work Based on Dante's Divine Comedy
Then she takes a long drag on a Gauloises and does a riff on Ginsberg's Howl.

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