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PEOPLE
Trump Says He Has “Two or Three” People in Mind if He Doesn't Run
Well, two.
Sen. Ron Johnson Suggests Mouthwash Can Prevent Covid
He drinks it by the gallon.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Next James Bond Could Be Nonbinary, Says Producer
And the next James Bond's vodka martini might be a Shirley Temple.
 
BUSINESS
Coming: Metaverse Weddings
Followed by real-world divorces.
SCIENCE
Elon Musk to Start
Implanting Brain Chips
in Humans in 2022

Expects better productivity by his workers in 2023.
New Anti-Aging Pill
Dramatically Increases
Longevity in Mice

Some researchers thrilled, others jump on their desks and scream “Eek!”
  Ten New Astronauts Announced
They're the first astronauts chosen strictly for their looks.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Viagra Reduces Risk
of Developing Alzheimer's
Disease by Nearly 70%

And grandma likes it, too.

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