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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 13 - 19, 2021
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TECHNOLOGY
New High Tech End of Life Device Goes on Sale
Public invited to “take it for a test drive.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: China Plans Hypersonic
Passenger Plane That Can Take
10 Passengers Anywhere on
Earth in 1 Hour

Some pro basketball teams have shown interest.
 
ENVIRONMENT
  Indestructible “Black Box” to
Be Placed in Australia to Record
“Every Step We Take” Toward
Climate Catastrophe

Then, one day billions of years from now, visitors from another galaxy will come upon it, examine it, and have a good chuckle.
FEATURE
According to the latest World Inequality Report, since 1995 the richest 1% have accumulated 38% of all new global wealth while the bottom 50% got what?
   A )  50%  
   B )  40%  
   C )  30%  
   D )  2%  
Hint: the word bupkis comes to mind.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Tesla: You Can Now Play Video Games in Its Self-Driving Cars
Or, synch your car up to "Grand Theft Auto" and become part of the game.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
World's Largest Lab-Grown Steak Unveiled
It's sent back to its 3D printer for being a “little too rare.”

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