| PEOPLE |
 |
 Rand Paul Accuses
Democrats of “Convincing
Potential Voters” to Vote
for Them
In what he ruefully describes as
a “political campaign to win an
election.” |
|
| |
| MEDIA |
|
Dwindling Public Interest Hurt
News Ratings in 2021
Hopefully something existentially
threatening, yet fascinating, will
happen this year. |
| |
| BUSINESS |
|
Stocks Soar on Covid Rally
New variant apparently makes you
want to expand your portfolio. |
|
Walmart Testing Driverless
Delivery Trucks
Each one programmed by the driver
they're replacing. |
|
 Tesla Disables
Feature That Allows Playing Video
Games While Driving
But game activates automatically
following a crash. |
|
|
| SCIENCE |
|
Futurists: At Some Point, Space
Colonists Will Likely Resort to
Cannibalism
In which case, recipes should be
created to make it more palatable. |
| |
 Team of Scientists
Lobbying for Pluto to Be
Reclassified as a Planet
And given full voting rights in the
League of Planets. |
|
|
| |
| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
|
CDC Cuts Time of Covid Isolation
From 10 Days to 5
Netflix cuts new series orders in half. |
|
Genetic Variant Found in
People From Greenland
Makes Eating Sugar Healthy
In fact, early name for Greenland
was “Candyland.” |
| |
| ENVIRONMENT |
|
Alaska Sees Record High
Temperatures
Igloo dwellers now puddle dwellers. |
|
