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TECHNOLOGY
Tesla Self-Driving “Assertive Mode” Draws Criticism
Not to mention forthcoming “Passive-Aggressive” mode.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Average American Worries About Finances Six Times a Day
Every time they order a latte.
 
LAW
Ghislaine Maxwell Tells Court
She's Prepared to Reveal Names

Her attorney requests the correct spelling of “Dershowitz.”
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Spaghetti Freezes at -72° F
Diners send dish back, go inside to eat.
FEATURE
The cost of upkeep for one prisoner for one year at Guantanamo Bay is:
A )$13,000.
B )$130,000.
C )$1,300,000
D )more than $13,000,000.
Hint: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed demands a spa, 18-hole golf course and infinity pool.
 
FACTOID
17% of Wine Drinkers Swirl,
Sniff Wine Before Drinking

Even at Denny's.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Female Dolphins Have a Clitoris Much Like Humans
But don't get any ideas.

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