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PEOPLE
Sarah Palin Flaunts Covid Rules, Dines Out in New York
Further insults locals by ordering chicken fried steak.
Michael Flynn: Covid Invented by George Soros, Bill Gates to Defeat Trump
Doesn't say if Omicron invented by Koch brothers to defeat Biden.
 
BUSINESS
Consumer Price Index Highest
In Nearly 40 Years

That's if you can find a consumer price index for sale.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
McDonald's to Add Menu Hacks, Combining Favorites
Most popular: Filet-O-Fish milkshake.
SCIENCE
Growing Number of Scientists Believe We're Living in
a Simulation

Small but vocal minority believe we're living inside a Magic 8-Ball.
Meta Building World's Largest AI-Specific Supercomputer
Hopes it's powerful enough to create fully believable, human-like personality for Mark Zuckerberg.
U.S.-Russia Tensions Could Threaten Future of Space Station
“No more freeze-dried blinis,” fears one astronaut.
Study: Hippos Can Distinguish Friends From Acquaintances, Acquaintances From Strangers
They greet friends warmly, nod respectfully to acquaintances, and viciously attack strangers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CIA: No Evidence “Havana Syndrome” Caused by
Foreign Power

Extraterrestrials, mad scientists, “kids fooling around“ not ruled out.

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