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PEOPLE
Melania Trump Makes Winning Bid of $185,000 for Her Own NFT
Outbids herself 184 times.
ART
New York's Metropolitan
Museum of Art Removes
Sackler Name From Its Galleries

Jeffrey Epstein “Young Nudes” Exhibit postponed indefinitely.
 
FASHION
Milan's Fashion Week Hints at What You'll Be Wearing This Fall
This Christian Dior cocktail gown comes with matching lampshade.
 
BUSINESS
Study: 20% of Electric Car
Owners Return to Gas

Miss warmth, companionship, sexual opportunities associated with purchasing gas.
SCIENCE
Researchers Study Benefits of
Taking 10,000 Steps a Day

Compared to control group that sat in place eating bon-bons, verdict was “maybe.”
UN: Climate Change Causing More and Bigger Wildfires
Warns it's part of Mother Nature's “scorched earth policy.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Ominous Report: Sea
Level Will Rise at Least
10 to 12 Inches by 2050

All of a sudden, that full-size replica of Noah's Ark your crazy neighbor started building doesn't seem so crazy anymore.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientists Use Chemicals Found in Wine, Chocolate to Create Coating That Destroys Body Odor
Rendering obsolete deodorants, colognes, perfumes, baths.

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