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WAR: NO END IN SIGHT
Could continue for decades, like a tire fire. |
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Saudi Arabia Breaks All-Time
Record With 81 in One Day
Breaks old one-day record of 63 way
back in 1980 — oh, executions. |
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| POLL |
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Russia: 58% Support
Invasion, 23% Oppose
Remaining 19%, and pollster, thrown in jail. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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| Russia Threatens to Abandon
Space Station, Strand American |
 Astronaut
Leaving him with just a week's supply of Slim Jims and Tang. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Most States Drop Requirement
To Wear Mask
But keep one handy in case of nuclear war. |
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Revealed: Tangible Evidence
Of Voter Fraud
Republicans will certainly want to
talk to a man named “Mark
Meadows” who apparently
registered to vote at an address
where he didn't live. |
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| REMINDER |
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Worst case scenario is the new normal. |
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Florida Lawmakers Approve
Elections Police Force
They can stop, search anyone suspected
of committing voter fraud, wearing a mask,
or being a Democrat. |
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Report: 2020 Census
Under-Counted Hispanics,
Blacks, Native Americans
Counted blondes twice. |
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Florida First State to
Recommend Against
Vaccinating Children
Says it will now “move on” to
legalizing ghost guns, getting rid of car seats. |
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