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PEOPLE
Kid Rock Says Trump Asked for His Advice on North Korea and Isis
And followed it to the letter.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oscars May Not Be on
Network TV for Long

Maybe one, two more years before it's replaced by the Razzies.
 
ART
Analysis of Mona Lisa's Face
Reveals She's 83% Happy, 9% Disgusted, 6% Fearful, 2% Angry

And 100% sick of sitting in one spot for the better part of a day.
 
BUSINESS
  Zoom Adds Cute Animated
Avatars for Group Meetings

They even masturbate.
SCIENCE
Study: Orangutans Use Slang to Show Off How “Cool” They Are
It's the hip orangutan who gets the banana.
Planned Utopian Metaverse City Will Have Almost No Rules
Only rule: residents must be lonely, pathetic losers who live with their parents.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Male Contraceptive Pill
Proves 99% Effective at
Preventing Pregnancy

When taken before having sex.
Start-Up to Make Actual Physical Pain Part of Metaverse
So, when your avatar realizes life in the metaverse sucks and smacks his forehead, you'll feel it.

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