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PAGE THREE – APRIL 18 - 24, 2022
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TECHNOLOGY
High-Altitude “Space Balloon” to Offer Luxurious Lounge, Bar
All the comforts of a fully decked out Goodyear blimp.
 
AUTOS
Report: Driverless Cars Can
Be Tricked Into Seeing Red
Lights as Green

But outside of some deranged sadist, or an extremely drunk teenager, or some foolish youngsters with a cheap, easily obtainable laser pointer, it could never happen.
 
P0LL
Two in Three Think It's Wrong to Punish Artists for Their Opinions
It's the one in three who think it's okay that artists have to worry about.
 
TRAVEL
Disney Announces Costumed Characters Can Once Again Hug Park Visitors
As long as visitors sign an NDA just in case Goofy dry humps Aunt Lucille.
FEATURE
In Paris last week the above receipt for a piece of art that no longer exists was sold for how much?
   A )  $10,000  
   B )  $40,000  
   C )  $120,000  
   D )  $1.2 million.  
Hint: save your receipts.
 
PSYCHOLOGY
Report: Explosion in Road
Rage Shootings

Blame it on “that asshole who just cut in front of me,” it concludes.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Experts: It's Safe to Eat Stickers Found on Fruits, Vegetables
But remove them first.

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