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PEOPLE
Justice Thomas Fears Leak Could Mean End of Supreme Court
“And who's going to hire an old man with a loony tune wife?” he asks, rhetorically.
Melania Trump Teases a Second Term in White House
With or without her husband.
 
BUSINESS
50% of American Workers Would Prefer to Be Paid in Cryptocurrency
Other 50% would prefer to have someone, anyone explain to them what cryptocurrency is.
Musk Stalls on Twitter Bid, Wants to Know How Many Accounts Are Bots
“Bots don't buy Teslas,” he explains.
Crypto Bubble Could Be Bursting
Madoffcoin loses 90% of its value.
Sen. Hawley Intros Bill That
Would Strip Disney of Mickey
Mouse Copyright

It would allow anyone to open their own Disneyland and call it “happiest place on Earth.”
SCIENCE
Scientists Developing Bananas
That Won't Turn Brown,
Eliminating Tons of Waste

After that, the holy grail: banana peels that aren't slippery.
 
Researchers Unveil First Image of Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Warning: staring at this picture may cause blindness.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Meatpackers Got Help
From Trump to Skirt Covid Safety Rules, Causing Many Deaths

Though Trump defenders point out drawback of thousands of unnecessary deaths outweighed by benefit of ample cheeseburger supply.
Realistic Child Robot Simulates Seizures, Violent Outbursts to Help Train Doctors
And flight attendants.

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