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PEOPLE
Report: Trump Foes James Comey, Andrew McCabe Both Audited by IRS
Impossibly, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette Midler, Robert DeNiro also audited.
 
MEDIA
CNN's New Mandate:
“Journalism First”

Out with the blondes, in with the brunettes.
 
BUSINESS
Radio Shack Returns as Cryptocurrency Platform
Don't send dad there for batteries.
Trump's Allies Come to His Defense After Disastrous Testimony
Heinz spokesman says Trump “never threw delicious Heinz ketchup or any other fine Heinz product” against the wall.
 
TRAVEL
London: Mass of Wipes Flushed Down Toilets Forms “Island” in Middle of Thames
Tourists add it to Stonehenge, Big Ben as must-see attraction.
CONSUMER NEWS
China: New Ice Cream Product Doesn't Drip
Best-selling flavor: Asbestos Chip.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Being an Optimist
Adds Years to Your Life

But fewer than those old fools expected, note realists.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Since Roe Overturned,
Men Rushing to Get Vasectomies

“My body, my choice,” says one.
Hangover Prevention Pill
Goes on Sale in UK

Combined with morning-after pill it makes for a fabulous weekend.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the 50th anniversary of Watergate, we compared Republican leaders at the time with the “cowards of today.” It should have read “lying cowards of today.” We regret the error.

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