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PEOPLE
Bannon Surrenders on Charge He Spent Millions in Donations on Himself
And his designer wardrobe.
 
POLITICS
Georgia: Video Reveals Election Deniers Allowed Access to Voting Machines
“We hate elections, but love voting,” explains one.
 
BUSINESS
England: 1,200-Year-Old Pub Fighting for Survival
“Highest prices since the Battle of Hastings,” says one oldtimer.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Experts: Mental Illness Does
Not Predict Gun Violence

But may explain why automatic rifles, open carry legal in U.S.
SCIENCE
Chinese Researchers Claim
To Have Developed AI
That Can Read Minds

Believe it might just render forced confessions, torture obsolete.
Fossilized Trees in Siberia
Reveal It's Never Been
Hotter in 7,000 Years

As if you needed to go to Siberia to know that.
New Solar System Discovered
That Could Be Home to
Alien Life

They could be advanced, hostile, capable of easily conquering us; or, they could be primitive, friendly, and we could smush them like ants.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Researchers Develop Cyborg Cockroach That Can Reach Inaccessible Spaces
It's programmed to recognize, and avoid, Roach Motels.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Invasive Feral Pigs Bring
New Hope to Survival of
Endangered Giant Australian
Salt Water Crocodiles

Finally some good news.

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