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 UN Secretary
General Antonio Guterres Calls for Windfall Tax
on Fossil Fuel Companies
“And more gas stations with Full
Serve,” he adds. |
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| POLITICS |
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Pennsylvania: GOP Candidate for
Governor Arranged Transportation
for Jan 6 Rioters
He's also for a total ban on abortion, wants
to personally control state elections, is
against separation of church and state,
and an anti-Semite, but pollsters assure
he's “running a little
behind” his opponent. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bloomberg: Zuckerberg Lost $71
Billion Since Move to Metaverse
He deposited it in what he thought was
a bank, but was “just a bunch of
pixels.” |
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 British Pound Plummets
Reasons cited: tax cuts, a return
to Thatcher-era policies, and the
prospect of King Charles's puss on
every pound note. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study: Extreme Weather to
Blame for Power Outages
Not just incompetent boobs at
the electric company. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Hilton Designing Crew Quarters
for Space Station Replacement
Look carefully, you'll see a mint
floating above a pillow. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Antidepressants Work
Better Than Placebos Only 15% of the Time
But placebos are expensive and
aren't covered by insurance. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story about Putin's
soldiers running sham elections in
Ukraine, we mistakenly ran a picture
of Republicans tampering with voting
machines in Georgia. It was an
understandable mistake. |
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