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PEOPLE
Jan 6 Panel Subpoenas Trump
“Why are they singling me out?” he asks.
The Rock Seriously Considers Presidential Run
Says he wants to stand up to strongmen.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Mark Zuckerberg Unveils His New Avatar: It Now Has Legs
It still lacks ethics.
 
BUSINESS
Number of Americans Who Quit Their Jobs Hits 30-Year High
“Quiet quitting's not for me,” explains one.
Marijuana Dispensaries Becoming High-End Boutiques
“We don't allow any dopers or stoners,” says one owner.
SCIENCE
Human Hibernation Under Study
It's believed that if we can sleep through the winter months, emerging in early spring refreshed and renewed, we can avoid annoying obligations and numerous events we'd just as soon skip.
Study: Apes Leaving Trees Due to Climate Change “May Be Evolving Into New Humanlike Race”
Experts caution their assimilation process “could be a slow one.”
 
Battery Made From Seaweed Works After 1000 Charges
And, once it's lost its charge, just toss it back in the ocean where it belongs
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Marijuana Breathalyzer in Development
Funded by marijuana growers who want to make sure their key employees are high.
Researchers Developing Food
Made From Plastic

“Tastes just like a Lego chicken,” says one.

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