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 NO. 1151 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 24 - 30, 2022 

Oct 17
Oct 31
BIDEN PROMISES QUICK ACTION TO CODIFY ROE IF DEMS HOLD CONGRESS
And, if they don't, he promises to fight multiple impeachments.
 
WORLD NEWS
Mayor of Moscow: We've
Reached Our Military Draft
Quota

“We've also solved our homeless problem.”
UK: Johnson Withdraws From
Prime Minister Race

“While I'm still ahead,” he quips.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pancake That Looks Like Elon Musk Up for Auction
Could break record of $8 million set by potato knish that looks just like Jeff Bezos.
U. S. NEWS
Biden Releases Millions More
Barrels of Oil to Lower Gas Prices

Says he'd also be happy to check your oil, tire pressure.
Report: Trump Charged
Secret Service “Exorbitant”
Rates at His Hotels

He even charged for the soap.
 
REMINDER
  There'll always be an English muffin.
 
Elon Musk Plans to Cut 75%
Of Twitter Workforce

He'll tell them in a tweet.
All Texas Public School Students Given DNA Kits So Parents Can Identify Them After Mass Shooting
“It's the least we can do,” says Gov. Abbott.
 
POLL
Voters See Democracy in Peril, But More Concerned With Inflation
“The hell with the Constitution, gas costs too much,” says one.
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