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PEOPLE
Trump Reportedly Furious When Kanye Asks Him to Be His Runningmate
Tells Kanye, “Just for that, I won't ask you!”
 
MEDIA
Since Musk Bought Twitter, Hate Speech Up Sharply
Most of it directed at Musk
 
BUSINESS
Report: Apple Planning to Move Production Out of China
Looking for a country with a large population of eager, loyal, hard-working 12-year-olds.
Elon Musk Says His Neuralink Brain Chip “Ready for Humans”
Soon everyone “will think just like me.”
CONSUMER NEWS
To Cut Costs, Frontier Airlines
Shuts Down Customer Service
Phone Line

Any complaints must be made online or in person, during a flight, when the complaint is fresh in your mind.
 
SCIENCE
Outrage Over Musk's Brain Implant Experiments With Monkeys
Plan to replace fired Twitter employees with monkeys put on hold.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: More Republicans Died of Covid Than Democrats
Based on how many dead Republicans voted.
Study: Cannabis No Better Than Placebo for Treating Pain
And yet test subjects kept coming back for cannabis.

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