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 NO. 1164 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 23 - 29, 2023 

Jan 16
Jan 30
Still More Documents Found in Biden Home
Downstairs rec room wallpapered with them.
 
WORLD NEWS
China: Population Falling and Expected to Keep Falling
Recently announced “Ten Child Policy” considered too little, too late.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Greenland Ice Sheet
Melting Faster Than at
Any Time in 1,000 Years

Great news if you live 100 miles inland and like oceanfront views.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Russia's New Commander in Ukraine Described as “Ruthless and Brutal”
Replaces previous commander, remembered as “kind and gentle.”
U. S. NEWS
White House: Visitor Logs
For Biden Home Don't Exist

“No one ever visits,” explains an aide.
GOP Congressman on Raising Eligibilty Age for Social Security: “People Want to Work Longer”
Apparently he doesn't.
 
REMINDER
  Liars are good at winning elections, but bad at governing.
 
San Francisco Considers
$5 Million Reparation Payment
To Every Black Resident

But not to every resident who moves there right after hearing this.
Conservative Groups Get
Ohio Lawmakers to Redefine
Gas as “Green Energy”

Sunlight, wind redefined as “enemies of the people.”
 
POLITICS
Trump Says He'll “Handle”
DeSantis Challenge in
Usual Fashion

He's already trademarked some insults.
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