| TECHNOLOGY |
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Boston Dynamics Unveils Robot
That Can Run, Jump, Throw, Catch
And write a damn good term paper
to boot. |
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Microsoft Lays Off
10,000 Workers
They've been replaced by their own
computers. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Florida Rejects AP Course in
African-American Studies
“Sight unseen,” boasts Gov.
DeSantis. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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High Price of Eggs Prompts
Some to Raise Chickens
To go with the pigs and cows they
bought when bacon, milk prices soared. |
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Report: 1,300 Illegal Marijuana
Stores in NYC
There's a guy named “Ray”
on every corner. |
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| LAW |
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Supreme Court Hasn't Been
Able to Identify Leaker of
Draft Abortion Opinion
Hires a psychic. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to Harpers Index, the
average number of words a man
says on cable news before he's
interrupted is 81. What is the
average number of words a woman
says before she's interrupted? |
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A ) |
85 |
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B ) |
83 |
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C ) |
81 |
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D ) |
73 |
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| Hint: better talk fast, ladies. |
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| RELIGION |
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New York: Rabbi's Chatbot-Written
Sermon Fools Congregation
Right up until the “Christ our
Lord and Savior” line. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 British Museum,
Greek PM Negotiating Return
of Elgin Marbles to Athens
After museum's initial offer of
3D-printed facsimiles was rejected. |
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