| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Google to
Unveil Its Chatbot, Bard
Can instantaneously turn any
shopping list into Shakespeare. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Food Vendor Apologizes to
Middle School for Serving
Fried Chicken, Watermelon
During Black History Month
Follows apology for serving
knishes, gefilte fish on
Holocaust Remembrance Day. |
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Study: People Wait 51 Minutes
Before Making Excuses to End
a Bad Date
Usually until after date has paid. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Trump Still in the Lead Among Likely
Republican Voters |
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| FEATURE |
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| Donald J. Trump is currently suing
author Bob Woodward and The
Washington Post, cousin Mary Trump
and The New York Times, and New
York State Attorney General Letitia
James. Others who he is currently
suing or about to sue include which
of the following? |
| A ) | Stormy Daniels
for saying his penis looks like a mushroom. |
| B ) | Kanye West for
calling him “nigger.” |
| C ) | Putin for making
him look bad by invading Ukraine. |
| D ) | Mike Pence for
“wearing a wire” and “ratting me out.” |
| E ) | The January 6
Committee for “seditious conspiracy.” |
| Hint: You can't make this stuff up. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Latest
Data Show Concussions Up 18%
Attendance also up 18%. |
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