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PEOPLE
George Santos Thinking of Running for Reelection
Under a different name.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Milestone: Streaming Tops Traditional TV in Viewers
More watched Super Bowl on phone while sitting on toilet than watched on TV.
 
MEDIA
Released Private Messages Reveal Fox News Hosts Knew Trump Lost But Continued to Air Doubts
“We should be ashamed of ourselves!” was not one of them.
 
BUSINESS
Tesla Recalls 363,000 Vehicles
With Self-Driving Software

They drive themselves to Tesla's factory, injuring thousands.
Report: Elon Musk Tweaked Twitter Algorithm to Boost His Profile;
“Hey, I paid $44 billion for this, give me a break,” he tweets.
SCIENCE
White House Forms New
UFO Task Force

They'll prepare for being taken on board an alien craft, examined, poked, and probed.
Early Doodle Reveals
Leonado da Vinci May
Have Figured Out Gravity

“Apples and oranges,” say Newton fans.
 
Project Galileo to Examine Strange Extraterrestial Objects
So far they only have one, but it's a doozy.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Male Birth Control Pill
Taken Just Before Intercourse
Prevents Pregnancy

Men warned to look out for women trying to spike their drinks.
Study: Past Covid Infection as Protective as Vaccination Against Severe Illness and Death
Ask your doctor if Covid is right for you.

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